Heh Heh... Genius.

Ok, so I am doing a little multi-tasking right now. I am searching for a place to stay on our next vacation and watching "Blow Out" on Bravo. Jonathan Antin is the biggest jerk-face poop head I've ever watched. It's like a train wreck and I can't seem to change the channel. Genius.

He's the blurry one behind me...

Yesterday Jeremy and I went to see David Sedaris at the Paramount Theater. I even got my picture taken with him!

When Wine Bottles Attack...

Sunday was a glorious day, it started out with breakfast with the "Ladies" at Geraldines in Columbia City and as the day grew warmer and more fabulous, The Husband and I decided to go North to Wine Country (aka Woodinville) and see what it had to offer. The results, are... shocking...

Second Funniest Thing I've Heard All Year....

Quote from and article regarding the birth of Katie Holmes' baby: "Perhaps the epidural helped Katie keep her cakehole closed as she pushed out little Suri, since she reportedly adhered to the L. Ron Hubbard-approved method of silent birth."

Heh heh heh heh. Cakehole.

Funniest Thing I've Heard All Year...

"If I wasn't knocked up right now, I'd go home and get wasted tonight."
- Friend

AHAHAHAHAHAH.

That's funny.