Casting calls are open for the next Apprentice, except instead of going head to head with Trumpy himself, it's MARTHA STEWART. I can't quite imagine what that would be like, would she make you create the perfect pie crust for a winter's morn', or make you sew a dust ruffle that is both stylish AND functional? She would indeed scoff at my small collection of Jade-ite, but then I could taunt her with my ability to make italian meringue buttercream. Sigh, I am not sure I could just quit my job in hopes of becoming Martha's Apprentice, but I can still dream of what might have been.
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