I think that I write too many emails during the day. I rarely communicate via phone that when I was leaving a message for a client today, I almost said "Have a good day, Melissa" at the end of my message like it was a sign-off for an email. I'm such a dork.
I think I need to shut myself off from media for a while- write more letters, spend more quiet time reading or being by myself.
My brain is melting. Serious. I have been working on a project for work for too many hours today and I can't take it anymore. Must... have... break. And what is this FABULOUS project you ask? Oh it's looking up images online so I can find their image ID's. All I have to go on is the little jpeg, so I have to be creative in my search terms. BLEGH! I am so tired of looking at palm trees, babies and cute animals.
In other news, apparently October is "Pizza Month" in addition to "Breast Cancer Month". So today I'm wearing pink and getting myself a pizza after work. Delish.
Did you hear the one about the woman who gave birth to her sixteenth child and wanted another one? No serious. It's not a joke! Stop laughing!!
Apparently there are true pyschos in the world that don't kill or torture- they just give birth. And keep on giving. Jim Bob (yes, that's his real name) and Michelle Duggar recently made headlines after Michelle gave birth her to 16th child, adding to her litter... I mean family. What shocks and horrifies me is not the fact that this woman WILLINGLY lets her husband near her (fertile man!) but they have made a concious decision to raise more and more children. Want to see something really disturbing? Check out their website: http://www.jimbob.info/ and click on their Family Photo Album. Michelle's hair hasn't changed in 20 years! I'm talking crimes against nature, people!!
For more crimes against nature, click on their "Favorite Family Recipes" link. Oh the humanity.
There are few things that really get my goat. However, one of them has no place in modern society. It should have been flushed down the proverbial toilet of life, down into the sewer to DIE. What is it you ask? THE DREADED SCRUNCHIE. The scrunchie of the 80's and early 90's- that little piece of elastic fabric, wrapped around your hair as if it were some sort of DECORATION. Please, women of the world... I implore you.... The Scrunchie should not be used by any means. I see evidence of The Scrunchie every now and then, and it makes me want to call the Fashion Police.