Call the Fashion Police!

There are few things that really get my goat. However, one of them has no place in modern society. It should have been flushed down the proverbial toilet of life, down into the sewer to DIE. What is it you ask? THE DREADED SCRUNCHIE. The scrunchie of the 80's and early 90's- that little piece of elastic fabric, wrapped around your hair as if it were some sort of DECORATION. Please, women of the world... I implore you.... The Scrunchie should not be used by any means. I see evidence of The Scrunchie every now and then, and it makes me want to call the Fashion Police.

What's next, a tracksuit as business attire??