Does your cat crap in the toilet?!

Today when shopping for Gour-met cat food for Miss Kitty, I was behind a guy at the pet store that was asking for (and I quote) "the training tool to train cats to crap in the toilet". I nearly died laughing. Some days I wish I carried a recorder because some things are just too funny. I can't imagine trying to train Miss Kitty to do her kitty doo-doo in the toilet, much less trying to teach her how to flush the toilet.