Saturday, March 08, 2008

Fatty McFatster

Miss Kitty went to visit Dr. Theresa on Thursday for a "sanitary shave" (let's just say that she's getting a little lazy in her hygiene habits) and unfortunately, Miss Kitty has been gaining sympathy weight along with me. Poor kitty has gained A POUND since August. We had even taken away the All You Can Eat Kitty Buffet - but alas, that did not help. She must be hiding Twinkies under her bed or breaking into the cookie jar when we are not home. Short of buying a kitty treadmill, she's now on prescription weight loss food.

I feel like a terrible kitty mama, allowing my fat kitty baby to get even fatter. I'm hoping the food will help her out, slim down and get that svelt kitty body that she sees in all the Cat Fancy magazines. Kirstie Alley, watch out!

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